PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO) represents a unique anomaly in the cryptocurrency market: a 'zombie' token that persists as a historical digital artifact and meme coin despite the official dissolution of its project. The investment case is heavily polarized. On the positive side, the project scores exceptionally well in Security (9/10) and Tokenomics (6.5/10) due to immutable smart contracts, renounced ownership, and a hard price floor provided by the verifiable redemption ratio of 1,000,000 PEOPLE to 1 ETH. This mechanism mitigates the risk of total loss found in typical meme coins. However, the project fails completely in Active Development (0/10) and scores poorly in Team and Market Use Case (2.5/10) because there is no roadmap, no active maintainers, and no functional utility beyond speculation and redemption. Community Support (5.5/10) remains surprisingly resilient, driven by grassroots meme culture rather than organized governance. Consequently, PEOPLE is not an investment in a growing protocol, but a betting vehicle on crypto-culture history with a built-in stop-loss via its ETH peg.